when your parents make you call to make your own appointments and have adult responsibilities
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS
They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.
Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is red, no one knows if everyone is seeing the same colour as another person.
what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago
Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via yung-feminist)
anxiety is not cured by forcing a person into the situation that makes them anxious
i just get this really strong feeling that obama can quote mean girls